2021 Episodes
Episode 54
Peter Pan, wedding dress shopping, is metal a liquid, holding an owl and car stereos
Episode 53
Non-sovereign state Sealand, Lippy’s wedding dress shopping, misquoting film lines and massive vegetables
Episode 52
Bond at Beaulieu, Christmas film decorations, washing machine filters and our audio advent calendar
Episode 51
More baked beans, vending machine sausages, aggressive otters and can you have too much pi?
Episode 50
Captain Kirk goes into space, RUCSAC, sprinkle gate and Lippy’s new clock
Episode 49
Batman, satellites, Captain Kirk, and we’re beginning to talk a lot like Christmas
Episode 48
Lippy’s engaged. And some other stuff
2021 Episode 48 | 35 min
Episode 47
Thunderbirds Day, Grumpy’s new favourite joke, Lippy’s late night adventure and Ed Sheeran’s pond
2021 Episode 47 | 40 min
Episode 46
We’ve found a new cement mixer, a bowl of custard, unusual police names and cooling pavements
2021 Episode 46 | 33 min
Episode 45
Grumpy slips in some car related topics, our favourite gameshows and lots of listener feedback
2021 Episode 45 | 37 min
Episode 44
Twotter spotter merch, Lippy order chaos, flying through a tunnel and why don’t you see new cement mixers
2021 Episode 44 | 34 min
Episode 43
We’re back from the long hot summer that wasn’t very hot nor long
2021 Episode 43 | 37 min
Episode 42
Our consumer advice has worked, Grumpy’s breakdown, last minute ordering and the Dorking Sicario
2021 Episode 42 | 38 min
Episode 41
Blue Origin’s space flight, pirate names, onion harvest and twin temperature top tips
Episode 40
Expanding cars, sinkhole watch, an unusual flute, the Karman line and hot glue guns
2021 Episode 40 | 35 min
Episode 39
Grumpy’s found the sound effects button, the return of Davros, flat pack furniture frenzy and unintended inventions
2021 Episode 39 | 36 min
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Puzzled pigeons, kamikaze kangaroos, an enigmatic elephant and some cars
2021 Episode 38 | 36 min
Episode 37
Lippy’s starting DIY, a twotter has been spotted, racing pigeons with maps and sink hole update
2021 Episode 37 | 34 min
Episode 36
As Lippy is still unpacking boxes, in this pre-recorded episode, we talk about kayaking and open plan offices
2021 Episode 36 | 38 min
Episode 36
Eggs in the fridge, 10 year old Worcestershire sauce, Dalek cartoons and the astro turfed house
Plus, tracing bullets, packing the house up, the excitement of a new vacuum cleaner holes in the road and overgrown allotments
2021 Episode 35 | 38 min
Episode 34
Lippy admits being wrong, Grumpy’s Center Parc trip, pizza toppings and a dull top tip
Plus, the Friends reunion, Lippy’s attempt at gluten free living and Grumpy’s Brussel sprout massacre
2021 Episode 34 | 37 min
Episode 33
Grumpy’s had a night in jail, the very short Westray flight, Lippy’s house packing schedule and lead shoes
Plus, a Mile of Minis, a wi-fi/internet lesson and feeding people helping you move
2021 Episode 33 | 39 min
Episode 32
Zoom Queen Jackie Weaver, a dodgy Autotrader advert, Zippo lighters and pizza vending machines
Plus, Zippo lighters, shooting into the air, Lippy’s house move and marking boxes with coloured tape
2021 Episode 32 | 38 min
Episode 31
Davros solves the gnome shortage, a sandwich snatching seagull, free parking and a WD40 based top tip
Plus a football rant, Zoom calls from the car, Dunsfold mystery solved, the Dunning-Kruger effect and another Lippy rant, sorry!
2021 Episode 31 | 40 min
Episode 30
Line of Duty disappointment, deep fried caterpillar cake, rounders team names and a worldwide gnome shortage
Plus “I thought it said beard dripper”, out of talent, falling off a cliff, left over screws, Top Golf and a historic fact
2021 Episode 30 | 32 min
Episode 29
It’s Lippy’s birthday and some other stuff
Plus caterpillar cake wars, magnolia paint, postal ballot nightmare and the Josh “fight”
2021 Episode 29 | 33 min
Episode 28
Caterpillar cakegate, peep holes for huskies, Zoom failures and Line of Duty spoilers
Plus, we decode an email from Davros, Grumpy recommends a series on iPlayer and Lippy has a shout out on Radio 1
2021 Episode 28 | 36 min
Episode 27
Prince Philip, the Red Flag Act, dodgy Private Eye advert and Lippy’s eye test
Plus, car facts disguised as history, return of The Apprentice, more earth drilling, are estate agents aliens and a superglue incident
2021 Episode 27 | 38 min
Episode 26
Paul Ritter, not much love for Branston Smooth, Extreme E, an exclusive sailing club and a random topic generator
We are very sad at the passing of Paul Ritter a wonderful man and fantastic actor. Grumpy has uncovered an exciting new motorsport series and an exclusive sailing club for those who have had incidents on water. We decide to give the random question generator a try, listen to find out how we got on.
2021 Episode 26 | 45 min
Episode 25
Banana skins, brothers in business, Branston smooth pickle, holding your breath and Easter
Lots of interesting facts and discussion in this week’s Lippy & Grumpy, plus some deviations you won’t see coming! We start discussing Easter and somehow end up talking about how hard the TV show Only Connect is to mere mortals and how rubbish the prize is.
2021 Episode 25 | 42 min
Episode 24
Egg balancing, a smoke alarm tale, the laughing duck, giving flowers and short passwords
In this week’s episode both Lippy & Grumpy are having trouble saying words, we have house news, experiments, a listener story, the laughing duck, is sending flowers morbid and don’t use short passwords
2021 Episode 24 | 42 min
Episode 23
Murray Walker, Shrek hats, the spring equinox, waving at drivers and an annoying smoke detector
A tribute to Murray Walker and the word stopwatch, fig plant roots, Shrek hats, the spring equinox, balancing eggs and the god of wine. Grumpy likes to wave at other drivers in similar vehicles and is distracted by a chirping smoke detector. A Lippy top tip (from the Lippy brain) and a Grumpy fun fact.
2021 Episode 23 | 37 min
Episode 22
Fire marshal face off, house hunting, growing teeth, car badges, rhubarb and exploding switches
More confusion about the fire marshal’s role, Lippy’s frustration with house hunting, can we grow teeth and make dentist trips less painful, are changing car badges ushering in a new transport era and Grumpy has been taking switches to pieces.
2021 Episode 22 | 37 min
Episode 21
Burying the cat twice, back seat flyers, the Canadian-Danish war, ace rally driver Hannu Mikkola and a Lippy top tip best avoided
Episode 20
Learning resuscitation using a computer, lockdown haircut disasters, the joy of Shrek and never read the comments
In this news filled episode, we look at the lighter news stories, with our unique spin, including drilling through the earth’s core (again), online resuscitation exam, Grumpy’s lockdown haircut disaster, the Shrek trilogy, eating at a prison, hissy fits on Iceland’s University Challenge and the best place to sit on a plane.
2021 Episode 19 | 32 min
Episode 19
Leerdammer roulette, James Fridman, giving blood incident, Weetabix and cats on Zoom
Grumpy has invented Leerdammer Roulette, but Leerdammer have thought of that, Lippy’s had another giving blood incident, would you put baked beans on Weetabix, cats on Zoom and much more.
2021 Episode 19 | 32 min
Episode 18
Handforth Parish Council, mistakes from last week, where is the “merch”, washing machine injuries, Gorilla Glue and dead cat analogies
The Handforth Parish Council meeting is funny and alarming, we made a few mistakes last week, including thinking Mombassa was a country. Davros is asking where is the “merch” and we have a good excuse, Lippy has suffered an washing machine injury too small for the naked eye, using Gorilla Glue on your hair and we discuss two dead cat analogies .
2021 Episode 18 | 37 min
Episode 17
Grumpy has a bit of a rant, and then a bit more, missing appointments, Die Hard 94 and do cars fit in garages anymore
The not a car podcast talks about the Renault EV, 1960’s concept cars and do cars fit in garages anymore.
Also, news from Davros & the Orange Marshals, the words influencer and calm down have Grumpy a bit wound up, Lippy has had a trying few days and we have a recommended film.
2021 Episode 17 | 51 min
Episode 16
A limping dog, Bernie Sanders, the new Lada Niva and music festivals
2021 Episode 16 | 53 min
Episode 15
Podcast ratings, underpants, merchandise, electric vehicles and all about going vegan
2021 Episode 15 | 42 min
Episode 14
Leftovers from last week, a Grumpy rant, working from home and conspiracy theories
2021 Episode 14 | 42 min
Episode 13
Davros is back online, more apologising, eReaders, buying a house and Lippy has a very odd Top Tip
2021 Episode 13 | 34 min
Episode 12
Happy New Year! Our highlights from a particularly trying year
2021 Episode 12 | 25 min